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Die Hard

 "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
 Operator: "Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergencies only.  Mclane: " No f**king sh*t  lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
 "welcome to the party, pal"
 "Sorry, Hanz,wrong guess,would you like to try for double jeopardy, where the scores can really change?"
 "Add all that up, I don't know what the f**k it means, but you got some bad ass perpatrators and they're here to stay."
 "Mayday, mayday, anyone copy...channel 9"
 "Yippie ki aye, mother f**cker"
 McLane: "... I'm not the one who just got butt f**kd on national TV, Dwayne"

Die Hard 2

"Oh man, I can't f**cking believe this, another basement, another elevator, how can the same sh*t happen to the same guy twice."
"Hey Carmine, let me ask you something, what sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the sh*t in your brains?"

Die Hard With A Vengence

 McLane: "Does this car have airbags?"...

Twelve Monkeys

 "I know some things you don't know. It's gonna be very difficult for you to understand"
 "Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out."
 "They've got some real nuts here."
 "This is a place for crazy people, I'm not crazy."
"You sent me to the wrong year."

The Last Boy Scout

 "If I survive this case, I'm gonna dance the jig."
"It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor, and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife."
 Joe:  "Waters wet, the sky is blue, and old satan claws, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger. "  Jimmy:"So what do we do about that?  "Joe: "Be prepared, son, that's my motto, be prepared."

The Fifth Element

Man: "We're sending somebody in to negotiate." (sounds of things blowing up)  Dallas: "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
"We're just gonna wait here for awhile until things quiet down, if you don't mind."
 

Hudson Hawk

Hudson: " Can't we just have a late night cappucinno?" ...
" Look, you Eddie Munster looking mother f**ker..."
"What do thay call you guys, Igg and Ook?"
"...you mean Pokey? Can you believe that kooky little elephant?"

Last Man Standing

"This might be a good time for you guys to give up."
 "It's not your fault Georgio's a half wit. You really want to get killed for a half wit?"
"The only thing I knew for sure was this... "
"What the hell, everybody ends up dead. It's just a matter of when."

Pulp Fiction

 "We're in America, honey. Our names don't mean shit."
 "Feel that sting, big boy, that's pride f**king witcha, see, you gotta work through that shit."
 

Armegeddon

 "Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would you?"
"Six millon people on the planet, why'd you guys call me?"
"I've been drilling holes in the Earth for thirty years and I have never, never missed a mark I've aimed for..."
 

Live at Planet Hollywood grand opening

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