"Come
out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
Operator:
"Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergencies only.
Mclane: " No f**king sh*t lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a
pizza?"
"welcome
to the party, pal"
"Sorry,
Hanz,wrong guess,would you like to try for double jeopardy, where the scores
can really change?"
"Add
all that up, I don't know what the f**k it means, but you got some bad
ass perpatrators and they're here to stay."
"Mayday,
mayday, anyone copy...channel 9"
"Yippie
ki aye, mother f**cker"
McLane:
"... I'm not the one who just got butt f**kd on national TV, Dwayne"
Die Hard 2
"Oh
man, I can't f**cking believe this, another basement, another elevator,
how can the same sh*t happen to the same guy twice."
"Hey
Carmine, let me ask you something, what sets off the metal detectors first,
the lead in your ass or the sh*t in your brains?"
Die Hard With A Vengence
McLane: "Does this car have airbags?"...
Twelve Monkeys
"I
know some things you don't know. It's gonna be very difficult for you to
understand"
"Maybe
the human race deserves to be wiped out."
"They've
got some real nuts here."
"This
is a place for crazy people, I'm not crazy."
"You
sent me to the wrong year."
The Last Boy Scout
"If
I survive this case, I'm gonna dance the jig."
"It
was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor, and accidentally
stuck your dick in my wife."
Joe:
"Waters wet, the sky is blue, and old satan claws, Jimmy, he's out there
and he's just getting stronger. " Jimmy:"So what do we do about that?
"Joe: "Be prepared, son, that's my motto, be prepared."
The Fifth Element
Man:
"We're sending somebody in to negotiate." (sounds of things blowing up)
Dallas: "Anybody else want to negotiate?"
"We're
just gonna wait here for awhile until things quiet down, if you don't mind."
Hudson Hawk
Hudson:
" Can't we just have a late night cappucinno?" ...
"
Look, you Eddie Munster looking mother f**ker..."
"What
do thay call you guys, Igg and Ook?"
"...you
mean Pokey? Can you believe that kooky little elephant?"
Last Man Standing
"This
might be a good time for you guys to give up."
"It's
not your fault Georgio's a half wit. You really want to get killed for
a half wit?"
"The
only thing I knew for sure was this... "
"What
the hell, everybody ends up dead. It's just a matter of when."
Pulp Fiction
"We're
in America, honey. Our names don't mean shit."
"Feel
that sting, big boy, that's pride f**king witcha, see, you gotta work through
that shit."
"Hey,
you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would
you?"
"Six
millon people on the planet, why'd you guys call me?"
"I've
been drilling holes in the Earth for thirty years and I have never, never
missed a mark I've aimed for..."
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